Chatted up by a bird-it's not how it sounds!

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I fly past you again?
What's a cow like you doing in a place like this?
Did you get a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you

Now I know that fame comes with a price, but really?  Chatted up by a bird?! An actual bird, by the way, not a lady.  Peter the pigeon actually had the cheek to land on me and cheep these ridiculous chat up lines.  What happened to romance and chivalry, I ask you!

Caught on camera!